Revenge rape - it's so punny!!

Another fairfax fail. A man was thrown out of a strip club in the wee hours of the morning. Upset about this, he went and got a nail gun from his ute, and fired four nails at the establishment's brick wall. Fairly boring, mundane news report. Yet Fairfax just couldn't help themselves but make a disgusting pun out of it: Strip club nailed by angry patron
Get it?! He 'nailed' them?! Cos they're slutty strippers?! It's so punny!!!

Fucking *headdesk*